Geek Your Momma Jokes

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Ok, I haven’t had a good track record with making up jokes before. Just see exhibit A,this groaner of an MVC joke.

However, I think I did oke recently with a few geeky Your Momma jokes that I can’t just leave to Twitter alone. Here they are:

Your momma so fat, Bloatware is her clothing line.

Your momma so fat I called her and got a stack overflow.

your momma so ugly its just best to forego the “V” in MVC with her.

So now it’s your turn. Please post your best ones in the comments to this post. :)

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  1. Avatar for Sebastien Lambla
    Sebastien Lambla July 8th, 2009

    Your mom is so promiscuous, your family tree is recursive.

  2. Avatar for gabe
    gabe July 8th, 2009

    Your mom is so fat, she used herself to cause a BufferOverflow exception to crack the I-R-S-D-Base

  3. Avatar for Dan Finch
    Dan Finch July 8th, 2009

    Your momma is so FAT I have to defragment her weekly

  4. Avatar for Igor
    Igor July 8th, 2009

    "Your momma is so fat, my model looks skinny next to her!"

  5. Avatar for Hurricane
    Hurricane July 8th, 2009

    Your momma is so fat they had to format her fat64

  6. Avatar for Louis DeJardin
    Louis DeJardin July 8th, 2009

    Your momma so ugly, your daddy tattooed #region and #endregion on her arms

  7. Avatar for Eli Thompson
    Eli Thompson July 8th, 2009

    Your mom is so fat, Google hasn't ever finished indexing her

  8. Avatar for mendicant
    mendicant July 8th, 2009

    Yo Momma so Fat, she must have been built by an infinite loop.

  9. Avatar for Phil
    Phil July 8th, 2009

    Your momma's so fat it took three days to download her picture on an OC-142.
    Your momma's so ugly I put that picture into GIMP and it returned rm -rf /*.
    Your momma's looked into a carrier-grade singlemode fiber emitter. She's so stupid she looked again with her remaining eye.
    Your momma's so stupid she thinks CAT-5 is that crazy old lady that lives upstairs.
    Your momma's so lazy she offshores breastfeeding you to India.
    Your momma's so unpatched I hit her in the face with a sign that said 255.255.255.255 and she slapped everyone in the room.

  10. Avatar for tekchic
    tekchic July 8th, 2009

    Your momma's so fat, her ViewState takes up 10K.

  11. Avatar for waxer
    waxer July 8th, 2009

    Your momma's so ugly Sytem.Reflection threw 7 years bad luck exception.

  12. Avatar for BOB BOY !!
    BOB BOY !! December 14th, 2009

    Your Mum Is Sooooooooo Fat Dora Cant even Explore HER !!!! YOU GOT OWNED

  13. Avatar for joker20045
    joker20045 December 16th, 2009

    yo momma so fat her belt is the equater and yo momma so stupid she put a battery in her pocket and said,'i got the power, i got the power.'

  14. Avatar for jay ortiz
    jay ortiz December 17th, 2009

    yo mamma is so darn stupid she sat on the t.v and watched the couch.

  15. Avatar for ty ty
    ty ty December 18th, 2009

    unlike Rosa parks your mom likes it in the BACK OF THE BUS ...OWNED

  16. Avatar for irock skinnys
    irock skinnys December 25th, 2009

    Your mamma is lazier than biggy smalls left eye

  17. Avatar for Ali daham
    Ali daham January 11th, 2010

    yo mamma is so stupid when god said to be the light she hit the swich.

  18. Avatar for karinner
    karinner January 11th, 2010

    yo momma so fat that wen she said help me god he said are u mad i cant help people that are that fat i resign from being god sorry u fat c**t

  19. Avatar for Fuck Buddy !!
    Fuck Buddy !! January 11th, 2010

    Your Mums SOOOOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOO FAT !!!!!!! She Went To The Zoo And All the Whales Started Singing WE Are Family !!!!

  20. Avatar for Amber Adams
    Amber Adams January 18th, 2010

    ur momma is so stupid she put an X on a box and said she had an X-box 360

  21. Avatar for The Diss Master
    The Diss Master January 19th, 2010

    yo mama so fat that wen she passed my house we lost 4 days of sunlight

  22. Avatar for sindy
    sindy January 23rd, 2010

    1. yo mamma's teeth are so yellow she took the sun out of buisness.
    2. yo mamma is so stupid she sold her car bnecause she couldnt afford the gas to put in her car.
    3. yo mama is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
    4. yo mama is so fat when she jumped up for joy she got stuck.
    5. yo mama is so fat she made a pregnant woman look skinny.
    6. yo mama is so stupid she shoved batteries up her ass the said she got the power.
    7. yo mamma is so fat people used her underwear elastic to bunjee jump
    8. yo mamma is so fat people excersise around her
    9. yo mamma is so stupid when ur dad came from outside ur dad said "it's chilly outside" so ur mom went outside with a spoon and a bowl.

    ENJOY!=D

  23. Avatar for Jennifer Nguyen
    Jennifer Nguyen January 24th, 2010

    Yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it daid her phone number!
    Yo mama so gay she climb up the tree and the tree started shaking.
    Yo mama so fat she jumped into a pool and the lifeguard screamed " AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! TSUNAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    Yo mama so fat she said u cant touch this and the whole world did.
    Yo mama so dumb she saw a school bus and started running after it screaming " My TWINKEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

  24. Avatar for Parry "Allnight" Hot
    Parry "Allnight" Hot January 25th, 2010

    Yo mammas so fat she can't fit in dev0

  25. Avatar for gaby
    gaby January 25th, 2010

    yo mama so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider

  26. Avatar for Ryan
    Ryan January 25th, 2010

    your mum is so hairy when you was born you got at carpet burn

  27. Avatar for Jane
    Jane January 27th, 2010

    Yo mammas so fat, she cud't find you when you were breast-feeding on her

  28. Avatar for philip
    philip January 28th, 2010

    your mama is so ugly, when i shot her in the head with my gun, the bullet swerved to miss her face.
    your mama's teeth are so yellow, i can't believe it's not butter.

  29. Avatar for philip
    philip January 28th, 2010

    your mama is so ugly, she's like a shotgun, devastating at close range.
    your mama is so hairy, i found spider webs in her pussy.
    your mama is so nasty, she keeps a bag of ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh.
    your mama is so fat, she stole my shovel to eat icecream.
    your mama is so fat, when she booked a water bed at a hotel, they laid a blanket over the ocean.
    your mama is so fat, she sneezed and accidentally ate her self.
    your mama is so fat, when i rang the door bell, she checked the microwave.
    your mama is so dumb, i told her valentines day was around the corner, and she went looken.
    your mama is so fat, when she went to a buffet, she pulled the fire alarm to have the restaurant to her self.
    your mama is so stupid, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

  30. Avatar for luke and philip
    luke and philip January 31st, 2010

    your mama is so fat, when it rains people use her butt cheeks as a rain guard.
    your mama is so fat, her nick name is "refrigerator magnet."
    your mama is so fat, her blood type is KFC.
    Yo mama so fat, a mosquito sucked her blood and got diabetes.
    Yo mama so fat, she tried to eat my apple key.
    Yo mama so fat, when she saw a bull, she waved a cape in front of her mouth and said, "Toro."
    Yo mama so fat, when kids come over to her house on halloween, she says, "Trick or treat!"
    Yo mama so hairy, I was licking her vagin, and heard one of her crabs swingin' like Tarzan, going, "AHHAHUHAHHUHHHHH AHUHAHHUHHHHH!"

  31. Avatar for Pretty Gal
    Pretty Gal February 2nd, 2010

    yo mama so ugly she looked at mikael jackson and was jealous OHHHH!

  32. Avatar for mr.awesome
    mr.awesome February 2nd, 2010

    your grandmothers pussy is so hairy your dad died of rug burn

  33. Avatar for murf
    murf February 3rd, 2010

    your mum so fat that she wares a watch on each arm because she covers two time zones
    your mum so fat that she plays marbles with planets
    your mum so fat that her belt size is the eqauter

  34. Avatar for andy over
    andy over February 11th, 2010

    your mama is soooooooo nasty she brings crabs to the beach!!!!
    your mama is soooooooo dum she got hit by a parked car!!!!!

  35. Avatar for blake lee
    blake lee February 11th, 2010

    yo mumma so fat she was taller sideways!!!!!!!!

  36. Avatar for Willamina
    Willamina February 13th, 2010

    ur mama is so ugly that when her dad first saw her in the hospital he said what a waist of sperms.

  37. Avatar for blake and(y)
    blake and(y) February 16th, 2010

    yo mamma is so fat when she walked past the tv i missed the whole episode
    yo mamma is so FAT when she stands on the scales it sez to be continued ..... lol

  38. Avatar for Cooldude
    Cooldude February 16th, 2010

    Yo mamma is so fat that when she puts of a yellow raincoat in new york people start shouting taxi
    Yo mamma so fat that she has her own atmosphere
    Yo mamma so fat that when she put a blue raincoat on in indonesia people scream tsunami

  39. Avatar for chowder =]
    chowder =] February 16th, 2010

    Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
    Yo momma so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime
    Yo momma so short she can play handball on the curb
    Yo momma so short she does backflips under the bed
    Yo momma so short she models for trophys
    Yo momma so short she pole vaults with a toothpick
    Yo momma so short she has to look down to look up

  40. Avatar for b3a5t
    b3a5t February 16th, 2010

    your mum is fat that your dad hired a bulldozer to have sex

  41. Avatar for gb
    gb February 16th, 2010

    yo mama so her nickname was lardo

  42. Avatar for Dave Bob
    Dave Bob February 21st, 2010

    ur mama so hairy it looks like shes got bob marley in a head lock

  43. Avatar for gerry
    gerry February 24th, 2010

    your mum so like a bowing ball she gets fingered thrown down the aley and comes back for more

  44. Avatar for metzi
    metzi March 11th, 2010

    yo mama so fat ,scientists declared her ass to be the 10th planet

  45. Avatar for william
    william March 13th, 2010

    your mama so fat she stepped on the scale and it said i wont ur weight not ur phone number

  46. Avatar for aaron gates
    aaron gates March 14th, 2010

    your mum so dumb she goes to currys to get a menu

  47. Avatar for hassan ali
    hassan ali March 15th, 2010

    your mum so fat she steped on the scales and it came up with to be continued

  48. Avatar for hassan ali
    hassan ali March 15th, 2010

    your mum so fat i had to take 2 trains and 3 buses just to get on the bitches good side

  49. Avatar for hassan ali
    hassan ali March 15th, 2010

    your mum so fat she climbed up a tree and the tree started shaking

  50. Avatar for harry peacock
    harry peacock March 16th, 2010

    your mums so fat it takes me 300 years to park my bike in her ass

  51. Avatar for someone else
    someone else March 18th, 2010

    yo mama so fat she can never fit in an arraylist nor in a stringbuffer

  52. Avatar for Someone else
    Someone else March 19th, 2010

    your moms so fat when god said let there be light she moved

  53. Avatar for hadgeie hunieynie
    hadgeie hunieynie March 22nd, 2010

    your mum is so stupid she got locked in a toliet and wet herself.

    your mum is so stupid she brought a pen from asda when she didnt even have a pencil case.
    your mum is stupid she walked into orange and asked were there oranges are.
    your mum is about as straight as a round about.
    your mum is so stupid she walked into new look and started talking to the maniciens.
    your nan is so hairy she they thought she was king kong.
    your nan is so fat she cant even fit in a fatsuit.
    your nan is ugly she wlked past this past and he was blinded.
    there was once an old ugly barnical head who was so ugly everyone one died the end.

  54. Avatar for thefattypattyjillygays!!
    thefattypattyjillygays!! March 22nd, 2010

    your nan is so gay she asked where the fake fishy fannys are and they sed look at yours and there they are!!
    your nana is soooooooo fat when you went to hers for din dins she ate everything exept a pea she kindly gave up for you.
    FISHY FANNII !!

  55. Avatar for michelle chocolate
    michelle chocolate March 25th, 2010

    yo mama so fat,when she wore a yallow coat,please started saying,"Taxi!!!"
    Yo mama so old,her security number in 1
    yo mama so flat,she jealous of a piece of paper
    yo mama so dirty,sshe makes mud look clean
    yo mama so old,her birth certificate has a stamp that says"expired"
    yo mama so fat,she cant tie her own shoes
    yo mama so fat when she wants to put on lipstick,she has to use a paint-roller
    favorite for last:
    YO MAMA'S TEETH ARE SO YELLOW,THE TRAFFIC SLOWES DOWN WHEN SHE SMILES!! HAHAHA(in case you didnt get it,the street lights are red=stop green=go and yellow=slow hehhee)

  56. Avatar for brooke <3 jess
    brooke <3 jess May 11th, 2010

    your mums so fat she makes the world look small !!

  57. Avatar for jack
    jack May 15th, 2010

    Your mam is so fat she uses a submarie as a dildo
    Your mam so fat that's why they invented the monster truck
    Your mam is so dumb she asked the lolly pop lady for a lolly pop
    Your mum is just F A T !

  58. Avatar for Jack
    Jack May 15th, 2010

    Your mum is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time, please !

  59. Avatar for Christian
    Christian May 19th, 2010

    Your mom b soooo fat when she walks in walmart.......THE FREAKING PRICES GO DOWN..........OHHHHHHHH-NNNNNNNNNN-EEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD

  60. Avatar for random
    random May 19th, 2010

    your mama is ugly when she went to a ugly contest the guards said "no professionals"

  61. Avatar for random
    random May 19th, 2010

    damn I forgot the "so"

  62. Avatar for Jay
    Jay May 21st, 2010

    your mama is so fat that Doctor had to Hired "AVATAR" to find you.

  63. Avatar for phillip
    phillip May 27th, 2010

    yo momma so old she saw passion of the christ...live

  64. Avatar for phillip
    phillip May 27th, 2010

    yo momma so old she has an autographed bible

  65. Avatar for phillip
    phillip May 27th, 2010

    yo momma so fat when she craps...she causes mudslides

  66. Avatar for conor
    conor June 1st, 2010

    your mommas so fat when she steps on the scales her fone number comes up

  67. Avatar for Pearse
    Pearse June 1st, 2010

    1]You mama so fat she jumped out the window an went up :)
    2]You mama so Fat she went sky divin in a white coat an everyone thought the moon is fallin :)
    3]you mama soo small she can du backflips under the bed :)
    4]You mama soooo fat everytime she turns around its her birthday :P
    5]Youu mama soo ugly a pig wouldn kiss her :P

  68. Avatar for teenager
    teenager June 1st, 2010

    your mommas like a round about every one has a go
    your mommas so stupid she locked her self in iceland and starved to death
    your mommas so fat when she puts on a yellow rain coat people shout taxi
    your mommas so fat she jumps into the water and the wales start singing we are family even though your skineir than me

  69. Avatar for big papa smurfs
    big papa smurfs June 1st, 2010

    ur mama likes a PS3 even kids turn her on

  70. Avatar for Wildterry679
    Wildterry679 January 4th, 2013

    yo momma so fat , that she had to get life insurance to leave the house

  71. Avatar for Wildterry679
    Wildterry679 January 4th, 2013

    Your mom is so fat when she sat on the couch the cusions started saying let me free preaty preaty please

  72. Avatar for emm&Ann
    emm&Ann February 5th, 2013

    your mumma is so fat, she gets called fat.

  73. Avatar for guest
    guest March 13th, 2013

    your mommas so fat, when she walked past the tv i missed 3 episodes of the walking dead

  74. Avatar for Luke Summers
    Luke Summers March 13th, 2013

    failll

  75. Avatar for AJ
    AJ February 1st, 2015

    Yo mama so fat, she needs a multi-petabyte RAID array just to store her fat ass.