This story from Boing Boing just cracks me up. Apparently monkeys have been harassing passengers of India’s Delhi Metro. This has become such a problem that they have had to hire some langurs (a fierce looking primate) along with a langur wrangler to scare away the monkeys. Here is a description of one such incident.
In that incident, a monkey boarded a train at the underground Chawri Bazaar station and reportedly scared passengers by scowling at them for three stops. It then disembarked at Civil Lines station. Passengers had to be moved to another car while staff chased the dexterous creature, causing delays.
Bad monkey! Bad monkey!
As the Simpsons showed us, the monkeys are trying to take over the world. The image above is from Family Guy.