Pickup Lines In .NET

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Now this is the ultimate in geekery. K. Scott Allen posts pickup lines in .NET.

Now is this really necessary? Don’t geeks have enough troubles with the ladies without these serious groaners to encourage them?

So naturally, I must respond with my own groaners. Warning, not safe for … well really anyone who enjoys humor that is actually humorous.

  • You can handle my event any time
  • What’s your sign? I’m unsigned and I do byte. Rowr.
  • I’d like to get Interlocked with you and see what increments.
  • Them hips must be newing up objects real fast because you are putting pressure on my heap.
  • The moment I saw you I nearly overflowed my stack.
  • Care to reference my private member?
  • You Auto-Complete Me.

Update: My favorite comment so far on these groaners comes from Sahil Malik over on Scott’s blog.

Creating .NET pickup lines are a bit like opening a strip bar in antartica. Who are you gonna use ’em on?

My response is that these are not for us geeks. It is for those who wish to land a geek.

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10 responses

  1. Avatar for Scott
    Scott July 24th, 2006

    Groaaaaaan... :)

  2. Avatar for Sahil Malik
    Sahil Malik July 24th, 2006

    this.Groan() ;

  3. Avatar for JiltedCitizen
    JiltedCitizen July 24th, 2006

    A bit more direct
    I would like to c your private methods in a public place.
    Or
    I would like to access your private methods in a public place.

  4. Avatar for ...ventures through life
    ...ventures through life July 24th, 2006

    Oh they are cheesey, but I find them quite entertaining cause well...I'm a geek



    K. Scott Allen posts...

  5. Avatar for Haacked
    Haacked July 24th, 2006

    groans.Dispose();
    GC.Collect();
    From the preponderance of groans, it appears that I have accomplished my goal. ;)

  6. Avatar for Sahil Malik
    Sahil Malik July 24th, 2006

    Debug.Assert(dotnetPickUpLines == GetLaid() || GetLaid() == dotnetPickUpLines) ; // Will always assert.

  7. Avatar for Steff
    Steff July 25th, 2006

    I just tried to use these on my husband. His response? "Are you reading Haack's website?"

  8. Avatar for Haacked
    Haacked July 25th, 2006

    So did it work Steff? Did it get him in the mood?

  9. Avatar for mr
    mr July 25th, 2006

    Wanna be my DataSource for a DataBind()?

  10. Avatar for Simone
    Simone July 26th, 2006

    My member is a bit static, wanna instantiate it?