My friends are always looking out for me. Apparently Tre (aka Macktastic Tre Flava) realized that as an elevated player, I was in dire need of a pimp name. So he helpfully sent me a link to the Pimp Name Generator one of the many useful utilities on PlayerAppreciate.com.
So from now an, all you suckas can call me Big Playah P Rock. My lovely wife will heretofore be known as Golden Brown Akumi Slim. Respect!