Partisan Bush Joke: Intelligence Riddle

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Since I like to stoke the fire of partisanship… This joke was sent to me by my friend Walter.

George Bush meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, “Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?”

“Well,” says the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”

“Bush frowns. “But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?”

The Queen takes a sip of tea. “Oh, that’s easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle. “ The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. “Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?”

Tony Blair walks into the room. “Yes, my Queen?”

The Queen smiles. “Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?”

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, “That would be me.”

“Yes! Very good,” says the Queen.

Bush goes back home to ask Dick Cheney, his vice president, the same question.

“Dick, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?”

“I’m not sure,” says Cheney, “ let me get back to you on that one.”

Cheney goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men’s room and recognizes Colin Powell’s shoes in the next stall. Cheney shouts, “Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”

Colin Powell yells back, “That’s easy. It’s me!”

Cheney smiles, and says, “Thanks!” Then, Cheney goes back to speak with Bush. “Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It’s Colin Powell.”

Bush gets up, stomps over to Cheney and angrily yells into his face, “No, you idiot! It’s Tony Blair!”

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  1. Avatar for .NET and other stuff
    .NET and other stuff October 23rd, 2004

    Partisan Bush Joke: Intelligent Riddle

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    Marcus May 20th, 2006

    Not entirely sure why the Queen of England does anything to "run an efficent government" in this story, as Great Britian in all actuality is a democracy, and not functionally a monarchy. I hope you readers out there know this.
    Other than that.. Mildly amusing joke. Though "Bush and Cheney are stupid"-jokes feel a bit played out. The entire world knows that already.

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    Brenda King July 17th, 2007

    Of all the many "George Bush is stupid" jokes, this is my favorite, and my family's favorite, especially the ones living in England. I never tire of it in the least. I've seen another version, where Jesse Helms is substituted for Cheny, I guess because he was supposedly a racist, and had half-black illigitimate children, but some how I don't like it as well, and I should I guess because I'm African-American. But having both Bush and Cheney looking so utterly stupid is the best, of the icing on the cake for me is having Colin Powell be the intelligent one.
    God, I wish my ancestors could have lived to see these jokes.