Ali GApparently, Andy Rooney has no patience for faux british rappers. If you’ve never seen the Ali G show, it’s worth a watch. One of the funniest episodes I’ve seen was when he was visiting a K-9 police unit and asked the trainer in his “urban” style,\ “Has yous eva thinks to use dogs instead of canines?”\ To which the officer replied, canines are dogs. Ali G then asks, \ “Ok, has you’s eva thinks to use dolphins? I Heahs they’s smarter than dogs.”

Ali G once asked a former CIA director, \ “Is yous worried dat da terrorists goin ta attack the White House with trains?”\ The former director responded, \ “No, there are no tracks leading to the White House.”\ \ “Perhaps theys building dem at night.”

Boo-Ya Kashaa! Respek!

Thanks to DK for the scoop.