Ali G Gets Tossed Out By Andy Rooney

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Ali GApparently, Andy Rooney has no patience for faux british rappers. If you’ve never seen the Ali G show, it’s worth a watch. One of the funniest episodes I’ve seen was when he was visiting a K-9 police unit and asked the trainer in his “urban” style,\ “Has yous eva thinks to use dogs instead of canines?”\ To which the officer replied, canines are dogs. Ali G then asks, \ “Ok, has you’s eva thinks to use dolphins? I Heahs they’s smarter than dogs.”

Ali G once asked a former CIA director, \ “Is yous worried dat da terrorists goin ta attack the White House with trains?”\ The former director responded, \ “No, there are no tracks leading to the White House.”\ \ “Perhaps theys building dem at night.”

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Thanks to DK for the scoop.

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    Niels August 25th, 2004

    OK. But you think that is funny? building trains at night? I guess we all think some things are funny but this is not one for me!

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    Haacked August 25th, 2004

    No, it's building TRACKS. That's funny. Building railroad tracks at night... hmm... never mind.

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    David R September 7th, 2008

    Phil, as one Ali G fan to another: do you have any idea why Rooney spelled his name RUNEY at the beginning of the segment?
    I've read that Sasha Cohen admitted that some of the scenes in Borat involved people who were in on the joke. Maybe it's the same here?