Letterman’s Top Ten List: “Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About "Fahrenheit 9/11"
10. That actor who played the President was totally unconvincing
- It oversimplified the way I stole the election
- Too many of them fancy college-boy words
- If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where I get him deported
- Didn’t have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and gives people the finger
- Of all Michael Moore’s accusations, only 97% are true
- Not sure - - I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe
- Where the hell was Spider-man?
- Couldn’t hear most of the movie over Cheney’s foul mouth
- I thought this was supposed to be about dodgeball