​10. That actor who played the President was totally unconvincing\

  1. It oversimplified the way I stole the election\
  2. Too many of them fancy college-boy words\
  3. If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where I get him deported\
  4. Didn’t have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and gives people the finger\
  5. Of all Michael Moore’s accusations, only 97% are true\
  6. Not sure - - I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe\
  7. Where the hell was Spider-man?\
  8. Couldn’t hear most of the movie over Cheney’s foul mouth\
  9. I thought this was supposed to be about dodgeball\