Steven Hawking's wife accused of physically abusing him
According to this article, Steven Hawking’s wife has been questioned by British detectives over claims that she has been assaulting the brainy cosmologist (no, a cosmologist is not someone who writes for Cosmo).
If she is guilty, Boo hiss hiss! This is no way to treat the most famous physicist since Einstein!
In support and honor of Mr. Hawking, I will bring back a long lost site from the archive and link you to MC Hawking’s Crib where you can hear him bust a rap in a imploding quasar’s ass.