Steven Hawking's wife accused of physically abusing him

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According to this article, Steven Hawking’s wife has been questioned by British detectives over claims that she has been assaulting the brainy cosmologist (no, a cosmologist is not someone who writes for Cosmo).

If she is guilty, Boo hiss hiss! This is no way to treat the most famous physicist since Einstein!

In support and honor of Mr. Hawking, I will bring back a long lost site from the archive and link you to MC Hawking’s Crib where you can hear him bust a rap in a imploding quasar’s ass.

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  1. Avatar for Koba
    Koba March 27th, 2004

    But, didn't he leave his first wife to shack up with his nurse (now his accused, abusing wife)? Where there's smoke there's fire, as far as I'm concerned. Good at chess, bad at life... and I'm assuming he's good at chess... and any other cliches I can think of...

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    sammy May 5th, 2004

    absolutely disgraceful seeing as he is disabled and very very clever

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    bob June 9th, 2004

    steven hawking is my homie

  4. Avatar for jed
    jed February 26th, 2005

    goes to show you we all gotta start believing in God

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    marie January 14th, 2007

    steven we love you. you genius

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    Geroge February 23rd, 2010

    I am a seventy-five year old man. I named my penis "Steven Hawking" because it is always limp.

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    Architects in Bangalore August 28th, 2010

    Oh... so funny

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    corban March 6th, 2012

    steven hawking hang in there buddy we will find out the truth