I received a call from a nice lady asking to speak to someone who could confirm an employment at VelocIT.

Me: Sure, I can do that.

Lady: What’s your name and title?

Me: I’m Phil Haack, the CTO.

Lady: Is there someone else I can speak with?

Me: Uhhh, why? Is there a problem? I am an owner and manager of the company. Certainly I have authority to confirm an employment.

Lady: I can’t have you confirm your own employment.

Me: Oh! This is for me!?

Man, I’d be in big trouble if I were a one-man shop.