Zinedine Zidane I hear from a fairly reliable source that after the World Cup, Zinedine Zidane plans to move to Los Angeles to get into some kind of entertainment. That in and of itself is not exceedingly interesting. However, this source also tells me that Zidane has been offered a spot on the Hollywood United roster thanks to the other ex-French national team player, Frank LeBeouf.

That means that sometime in the near future, there is a small chance (you know how plans can change) that I may play in a soccer game against Zinedine Zidane, one of the world’s best players! Even though on the field, he will be just another opponent, I will probably bring my camera and try and get a pic with him before the game.

Although we would be in the same league, we are definitely not in the same league. Honestly, this all sounds a bit outlandish. I mean, he currently plays on Real Madrid for Pete’s sake! He is by no means over the hill yet. He could, if he wanted, join the MLS and completely dominate. Going from Real Madrid to our league would be a major drop in action.

On the other hand, if he really is retiring, a low key game once a week might be just the thing to keep in shape and not place such demands on his time.

In any case, does anybody out there know of any ex-professionals who are looking for a league in Los Angeles? Brazillian national team players are especially welcome. Whatever happened to Bebeto and Romario?