Ali G Translator

Ali G if you’ve watched da show yous probably ave wondered, ow can i attract da wicked bitches dig dat awesome omeboy? da secret is to learn to bang dig im? well in da house’s your chance to learns da ons and out of ali g-speak. respek!

In English, that translates to…

If you’ve watched the show you probably have wondered, how can I attract the lovely ladies like that awesome homeboy? The secret is to learn to speak like him? Well here’s your chance to learns the ins and out of Ali G-speak. Respek!

Check it out, the Ali G translator.

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9 responses

bob • April 25th, 2005
In 1924, the Austrian philosopher and scientist Rudolf Steiner gave eight lectures at Koberwitz, a private estate in Germany. During these small gatherings, he unwittingly created the foundations of biodynamic farming, an ideology that is, 80 years later, becoming more and more common a practice in vineyards around the world.

What does “biodynamic” mean? The crux of the method is the premise that a farm—or a vineyard—is a living, closed and self-sustaining ecosystem. This is an easy enough premise to accept, particularly for winemakers and enologists who think terroir the most essential ingredient of a great wine. (It’s no surprise, is it, that French winemakers are leading the biodynamism pack?)

brett davis • May 18th, 2005
wanker

Tyla oakey • May 31st, 2005
me fink ali g is wicked mosh and is video is boing me got it and oh yes tell ali me said his julie is wicked and westside is the best

jamie • June 17th, 2005
ali g did you have sex last night

elo • June 17th, 2005
hello

george bush • April 26th, 2006
ali sux punani
wiked wiked

fa que • April 30th, 2006
dis site is wicked moss

The Russian • August 17th, 2006
Ma bruva, is yous wicked or is yous wrecked there? Aye, i scram da bitches on our block with some Niggaz, although I neva tried to shoot some arse. We bang on our Quads and Crossers wearin masks and scarin bitches. Innit da way niggaz and white males wurk togetha like bruvas. Coz we is da mobs, get me?
If yous dig to join us, yous ave to come to England and chill wiv us, coz dis is our style of thug life riders. Don't get chilled, get yous exit ova in da house. So you can become a real playa...

wolfgang 619 • October 1st, 2006
ali g is de coolest omboy dis side of da world.he is de titest maan ''never stop with da man juice in da women'' respek