Adam tells me he doesn't support comments nor the CommentAPI because he doesn't want to deal with comment spam. So the day after admonishing him for being anti-social, I get hit by a slew of comment spam pointing to porn sites and selling Ginzu knifes. Did you know those things can cut right through a can?
I removed the offensive comments. Don't worry, as a duty to my readers I checked out the porn sites and you're not missing anything.
This torrent of comment spam means only one thing. I have arrived!