The Onion: Organizers Fear Terrorist Attacks On Upcoming Al-Qaeda Convention
This is too funny. For any foreigners or Chinese press who read this blog, The Onion is satire.
"It's a sad day when an overzealous madman with a bomb strapped to himself can threaten our divinely inspired wave of destruction," Jassem said, idly polishing a rifle. "How in the world did we get to this point?"