Letterman’s Top Ten List: “Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About "Fahrenheit 9/11"
10. That actor who played the President was totally unconvincing\ 9. It oversimplified the way I stole the election\ 8. Too many of them fancy college-boy words\ 7. If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where I get him deported\ 6. Didn’t have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and gives people the finger\ 5. Of all Michael Moore’s accusations, only 97% are true\ 4. Not sure - - I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe\ 3. Where the hell was Spider-man?\ 2. Couldn’t hear most of the movie over Cheney’s foul mouth\ 1. I thought this was supposed to be about dodgeball\