Congo MapApparently I’m not the only one who’s been contacted by the son of the late Democratic Republic of Congo President Laurent Desire Kabila. I’ve also been contacted by several other members of royalty or political dissidents who are fleeing the Congo.

Each of these people need MY help in transferring insane amounts of money. I’m talking barrels and barrels of cashola. Apparently, nearly everyone I know has been contacted by someone from the Congo wishing to transfer money. Congo must be a very very rich country. These guys are smuggling enough cash to make Bill Gates look homeless.