This is too funny to be made up. Raymond’s first death threat.
Apparently I’m not the only one who’s been contacted by the son of the late Democratic Republic of Congo President Laurent Desire Kabila. I’ve also been contacted by several other members of royalty or political dissidents who are fleeing the Congo.
Each of these people need MY help in transferring insane amounts of money. I’m talking barrels and barrels of cashola. Apparently, nearly everyone I know has been contacted by someone from the Congo wishing to transfer money. Congo must be a very very rich country. These guys are smuggling enough cash to make Bill Gates look homeless.
Found this out in the blogosphere:
Apparently, Time has obtained an internal pentagon emailthat links Dick Cheney directly to the no-bid contract that Haliburton received for rebuilding Iraq’s oil infrastructure. Sadly, people most likely won’t hear about this, and it will die with all the other smoking guns that practically scream out and demand some independent investigation into this administration. Clinton got one for getting a hummer from an intern, but the current administration, flagrantly flaunting its corruption, slips by over and over again. [via the ever-great, wish-he-blogged-more Marc Goodner] \
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[Via Corey’s Ramblings]
I have a confession to make. While at Tech-Ed, I did some bad things. Please look upon me not with a judging eye, but try to have a forgiving stance.
While at Tech-Ed, I missed several sessions I had planned to attend…in order to…*gasp* play Unreal Tournament 2004.
I know. I know. I’m supposed to be at Tech-Ed to learn the latest and greatest Microsoft technologies, not to waste my time manning the guns on a Leviathan, or sniping suckers with the lightning gun. But I just couldn’t help it! My boys (and girls, but mostly boys) out there needed me! I couldn’t just ditch my team as the other team was encroaching on the main base now could I? What did you expect me to do in the face of such temptation as a setup consisting of 32 networked AMD 64 bit servers with flat panel displays?
In any case, I’ve checked myself into Dennis Fong Clinic for 1st person shooter addicts. I’ll get the help I need at the DFC. Hmmm… DFC… Sounds like a new weapon in UT… Wonder how I get that…
My car hates me. Or it should. Last week I made two round trips to SD. Last Friday night, I returned from SD, and Akumi and I left the following Saturday morning to drive up to San Francisco. I used to love road trips, but after all the hours of sitting on my ass in my car this weekend, I’m done for the time being (or at least for two weeks since we’re going camping).
The highlight of the trip was the outstanding weather in San Francisco. Mark Twain supposedly once said “The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.” Well, too bad he wasn’t there this past weekend. It was absolutely gorgeous up there. Even nicer than LA and SD. We laid out like cats in the sun by a fountain in a park with a view of the SFMOMA. I forget the name. We met up with Laura and had dinner at R&G Lounge. That was some of the best Chinese food I’ve had in a long while. It even met up to Laura’s standards. Surprising coming from a place with such a droll name.
That evening we had drinks in The View, an aptly named bar on the top of the Marriot. The View that caught my attention was the view of the tab. Damn them drinks are expensive!
The next day, we spent with friends of Tim and Laura, Eric and Jenny, who have a cute chubby baby boy named Peter. Peter is an innovator. He claps by moving his hands vertically up and down slapping the top of one hand with the bottom of the other.
SF had its own Carnival going on which was pure craziness. The floats were fun to watch, but walking through the crowd got very tight and annoying.
Checked out the POP! art show at the SFMOMA. It was a bit disappointing as the size of the collection was really small and they didn’t have enough Warhols or Lichtensteins for my wife’s taste.
So we’re going to keep the Media Center PC since we won’t be able to get enough to buy a Tablet PC if we sold it and since we can get a lot of use from it. I have a lot more to write about Tech-Ed and my fabulous weekend in San Francisco. Stay tuned.
Last night I attended the Microsoft Office System party at the Hard Rock Cafe. The “Unauthorized Rolling Stones” were playing and the crowd was into it. I was primarily there for the food at first, but after a few free drinks, I was having a jolly good time talking to people. Even met a techie from Juneau, Alaska. Though I live in L.A., I still claim Anchorage since my family still lives there. So it was nice to bond with another Alaskan. Especially as I didn’t figure the Alaskan government would be using .NET.
In any case, I stuck out the party till the end and was rightly rewarded for it. I won the grand prize of the raffle which was a 3GHZ HP Media Center PC. It’s one of them TIVO like systems with 160 GB hard-drive, ATI Radeon 9200 (I think), TV and Radio Tuner, etc… I hear the next version of the Media Center operating system will support HDTV.
The funny part is that at the time, I was bummed I didn’t win second place which was a Tablet PC. I even went up to the guy who won it and offerred a trade, but he wasn’t having it. Especially considering I had to carry this big honking box to my car. ;)
The best part of Tech-Ed 2004 is how Microsoft puts us developers in touch with the people who are creating the languages and tools we use. They’ve accomplished this in two ways.
First, with the Rio system (nothing to do with Duran Duran). This system allows you to search for attendees (who’ve registered in the system) by name or interests and request a meeting with them. This is the debut of the system and I don’t believe it’s being well utilized by attendees. This is great for me as most everyone I’ve wanted to talk to has been available and I’ve had a chance to meet members of the C# team such as Eric Gunnerson (PM for the C# compiler) and Anders Hejlsberg (a Distinguished Engineer at Microsoft and chief designer of Delphi and the C# language). Unfortunately Steve Ballmer was not in the system.
Second, by having Microsoft employees hang around the cabana areas (replete with comfortable couches), it’s easy to walk up to the devs who are building the next generation of tools I use (such as Anson Horton and Cyrus Najmabadi) and ask, “So whatcha got?”
If there’s one thing I’ve taken away from my various discussions about language design is that language design is hard. This may be obvious to you, but it’s not obvious to everyone. Look in any unmoderated newsgroup about programming language and you’ll hear plenty of “Java sucks!” or “C# stinks” (perhaps even more colorful than that). A lot of people carry a one language fits all mentality when in reality, each language has a purpose and target in mind.
There are three reasons that come to mind to explain the difficulty of language design:
- Language changes shouldn’t break existing code…too much.
- Total language purity is unattainable, but we try anyway.
- Language design must take into consideration human behavior.
Language changes shouldn’t break existing code…too much\ This is one of the more difficult issues when designing a language. How do you update the language without breaking thousands if not millions of lines of code out in the wild. Even small changes that seemingly should cause no problems can break code. Well hopefully you have legions and legions of regression tests, but they can only go so far. This remains a difficult challenge.
Total language purity is unattainable, but we try anyway \ Let’s face it, if we’re not seeking the ideal pure perfect design, why are we in the business. It’s a natural tendency. However, a good designer realizes that total purity is unattainable. It’s a simple fact: real world pressures are factors in language design. These guys have to ship and deadlines will affect which features they keep or don’t keep. More subtly, sometimes the order in which a feature is designed affects the language design.
I asked Eric Gunnerson whether they’ve considered adding a timeout
syntax to the lock statement ala Ian Griffiths’ TimedLock structure. He
in turn asked me, would creating this new syntax have any more clarity
than using the TimedLock structure? Ummm… I guess not since we can
already do this in a clean and concise manner. Right. So why add syntax.
Not only that, the TimedLock demonstrates what the C# team had in mind
using statement. It wasn’t intended just for cleanup, but
for situations just like this.
Naturally, if this were the case, why even have the
statement, as the using statement makes it unnecessary. It turns out,
the lock statement was introduced long before they introduced the using
statement when creating the language. At that point it wouldn’t make
sense to refactor the lock statement out of the language as it was
likely used all over the place and would introduce a major breaking
change (see the first reason why language design is hard). Wow, you mean
real world issues such as timing will affect the purity of language
design? Indeed, total purity is an illusion.
Language design must take into consideration human behavior\ Another reason language design is hard is that it must take into account human behavior. Just as we have usability testing for GUI applications, usability testing for APIs and languages are also important.
Take the “throws” statement in Java when declaring a method. This statement is followed by the type of exception (or exceptions) that the method may throw. When calling this method, the developer must catch and handle every exception declared by the throws clause. From a purity standpoint, this is beautiful. If a method could throw this exception, certainly the developer should be forced to do something about it. But now let’s examine the behavior of real developers in the field. They just want to call this method to get the work done and handle the exceptional cases later (or in a method up the call stack). However, the code won’t compile until they catch each exception. So what do they typically do? They catch(Exception e) and forget about it. No more compiler errors, but if they never return, they’ve lost a lot of valuable information about the exception.
Some will argue that we shouldn’t pander to developers with bad habits like this and teach them to do the right thing. But this isn’t necessarily a case of developer ignorance. The physics of software development states that developers naturally take the path of least resistance i.e. we’re lazy. We have to ship software. We don’t have time to do everything in the most pure fashion. The language has to work for us, not against us. We absolutely have to pander (to a degree) to lazy programmers because they’re creating the software that’s running our cars, flight control, etc… Figure out why developers don’t perform a best practice and learn how to make the best practice the path of least resistance. That should be a focus of language design. It’s not always possible. Sometimes we just have to admit that software development is hard. I certainly don’t want developers to be lazy about security. But whenever possible, I want to make writing secure code, the path of least resistance.
My good buddy makes the following comment on my last post:
I have a suspicion that TechEd might just be a massive re-education project, sponsored by Gates, attempting to grow an army for the violent overthrow of the domestic government.
Now that you’ve spoken the truth, you must be punished. You are hereby forced to use Windows ME for the rest of your life!
Sorry, nothing that insidious is happening here. Ballmer’s keynote focused on Microsoft’s mission for IT which is to help IT “Do More With Less”. Sadly, IT is already doing more with less. Less people. Less resources. Less moral. More hours.
For me, the most interesting announcement made was about Visual Studio.NET Team edition which will attempt to improve the software development lifecycle. This product integrates unit testing, deployment configuration (via Whitehorse), collaboration and workflow management, improved source control with the IDE. Yes, they are improving sourcesafe.
As for overthrowing the government, Ballmer did mention that Oracle is now a VSIP (Visual Studio Integration Partner). Larry Ellison partnering with Microsoft on any level? Either they’ve tied Larry up and locked him away, or there’s something brewing here…
It’s probably too early to tell, but Don Box and Doug Purdy gave what I bet will be the most interesting talk I will hear at Tech-Ed. This was the opening talk for the Connected Systems track which focuses on that hot TLA, SOA (Service Oriented Architecture).
The implications of The Program is that we are constantly adding code to it while it still runs, but we can’t reboot it. We can take parts of it offline and replace parts, but there are parts (and decisions) within The Program that we may have to live with forever.
One of the big revelations they had was that “There is only one program and it is still being written.” This has pretty profound implications when you think of it. I can attest to this statement as I recently worked on porting Fortran code running on a microcomputer to Fortran 90 code (big upgrade!) that was to run on a modern Intel server. The front end was being replaced by an ASP.NET site that emulated the console currently in use. The ASP.NET site communicates with the Fortran via memory mapped files.
“Choice is an Illusion” Darwin is the system admin for The Program. You can’t change the program, you only have control over a small sliver of it. Your goal is to make your neighborhood better. This addresses the initiatives in the industry to create grand unification architectures. The physicists are still looking for a Grand Unifying Theory, but for software architects, it’s time to give that up. We’re not all going to run on a JVM. There will be no language to rule them all. We’ve tried DCOM, CORBA, etc…
In any case, this keyboard is not ergo so I’m going to have to stop typing and let you research this one on your own. Till next time, over and out.
I have a new personal record time for the drive from Los Angeles to San Diego. I believe I made it in 1.5 hours. It was a harrowing drive, but I made it safely and already received some free code generation software. Now to find some food and watch the Alias finale.
According to a new report, the Bush Administration has taken its strong support for outsourcing further than previously thought – opting to move key political operations offshore. India’s Hindustan Times reports that, during a 14 month period from 2002 to 2003 when the Republican Party was playing up patriotism, its fund-raising and vote-seeking campaign was performed in part by two call centers located in India….
A coworker sent me this really neat car commercial. It makes really good use of soothing subtle sound effects as the car drives around the scerene landscape. You may need to turn up your speakers a bit to hear it.
In the old days, the Shaolin monks demonstrated the strength of their kung-fu with feats of amazing dexterity. The modern monk has replaced kung-fu with this: http://eul0000562.eu.verio.net/bmuk_movies/asianarcade.wmv
I may be the last geek to have posted this, but it’s interesting nonetheless.
REDMOND, Wash. (Reuters) - Microsoft Corp. Chairman Bill Gates often takes the stage to talk about the future of software technology, but on Thursday he also told top corporate executives that Weblogs and the way they are distributed can be used as business communication tools.
[Via Reuters: Technology]
A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren’t having sex.
Knew it had to be too good to be true. Ignore my previous post.
Google is not offering users of its Gmail service 1 terabyte of storage, the company says. It’s all the fault of some buggy software. By Amit Asaravala.
[Via Wired News]
When I first heard of this, I thought it was a glitch in gMail. But hot damn! A whole Terabyte. I don’t even have a terabyte at home.
The search giant may have just escalated the e-mail storage arms race by a factor of 1,000, by quietly raising storage limits to 1 terabyte for some users.
[Via CNET News.com]
.TEXT has a neat page in the Admin section that displays all the comments made in your blog. I hadn’t been monitoring this page so when I finally got around to it, I was quite surprised at some of the comments made therein. Most of the comments are from my very nice and intelligent friends, but there are the occasional entries made by people with a one letter vocabulary (literally). My wife and I had a good laugh at many of them, but some of them were a bit disturbing or just plain nonsensical. I ended up deleting a lot of them.
Examples of comments include this gem printed in its entirety by someone named “d”. “d”:
See, one letter vocabulary.
In another post about how my wife spent time clicking on my AdSense ads, “slut” commented “lmao u idiots its tracked by ips NOT cookies”. Thanks Slut! That was soooo kewl of you to reply. However, I imagine that Google uses some combination of both since each request coming from America Online might come from a different IP.
This post which is just a link to Rory’s guide to Hollywood Aliens received this comment “this is gay about aliens because i know what we are like ???????????????”.
Fortunately, these comments are in the minority. It’s too bad. I would expect better than this. If you’re going to comment graffitti my blog, at least write something witty and intelligent. That’s a challenge! I remember the old days when graffitti was an artform. At least that’s what I tried to tell the officer who caught me with the can of spray paint.