Your mom is so fat, she used herself to cause a BufferOverflow exception to crack the I-R-S-D-Base

Your mom is so promiscuous, your family tree is recursive.

Your momma is so FAT I have to defragment her weekly

"Your momma is so fat, my model looks skinny next to her!"

Your momma so ugly, your daddy tattooed #region and #endregion on her arms

Your mom is so fat, Google hasn't ever finished indexing her

Your momma is so fat they had to format her fat64

Yo Momma so Fat, she must have been built by an infinite loop.

Your momma's so fat it took three days to download her picture on an OC-142.

Your momma's so ugly I put that picture into GIMP and it returned rm -rf /*.

Your momma's looked into a carrier-grade singlemode fiber emitter. She's so stupid she looked again with her remaining eye.

Your momma's so stupid she thinks CAT-5 is that crazy old lady that lives upstairs.

Your momma's so lazy she offshores breastfeeding you to India.

Your momma's so unpatched I hit her in the face with a sign that said 255.255.255.255 and she slapped everyone in the room.

Your momma's so fat, her ViewState takes up 10K.

Your momma's so ugly Sytem.Reflection threw 7 years bad luck exception.

Your Mum Is Sooooooooo Fat Dora Cant even Explore HER !!!! YOU GOT OWNED

yo momma so fat her belt is the equater and yo momma so stupid she put a battery in her pocket and said,'i got the power, i got the power.'

yo mamma is so darn stupid she sat on the t.v and watched the couch.

unlike Rosa parks your mom likes it in the BACK OF THE BUS ...OWNED

Your mamma is lazier than biggy smalls left eye

yo mamma is so stupid when god said to be the light she hit the swich.

yo momma so fat that wen she said help me god he said are u mad i cant help people that are that fat i resign from being god sorry u fat c**t

Your Mums SOOOOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOO FAT !!!!!!! She Went To The Zoo And All the Whales Started Singing WE Are Family !!!!

ur momma is so stupid she put an X on a box and said she had an X-box 360

yo mama so fat that wen she passed my house we lost 4 days of sunlight

1. yo mamma's teeth are so yellow she took the sun out of buisness.

2. yo mamma is so stupid she sold her car bnecause she couldnt afford the gas to put in her car.

3. yo mama is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

4. yo mama is so fat when she jumped up for joy she got stuck.

5. yo mama is so fat she made a pregnant woman look skinny.

6. yo mama is so stupid she shoved batteries up her ass the said she got the power.

7. yo mamma is so fat people used her underwear elastic to bunjee jump

8. yo mamma is so fat people excersise around her

9. yo mamma is so stupid when ur dad came from outside ur dad said "it's chilly outside" so ur mom went outside with a spoon and a bowl.


ENJOY!=D

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it daid her phone number!
Yo mama so gay she climb up the tree and the tree started shaking.
Yo mama so fat she jumped into a pool and the lifeguard screamed " AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! TSUNAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yo mama so fat she said u cant touch this and the whole world did.
Yo mama so dumb she saw a school bus and started running after it screaming " My TWINKEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

Yo mammas so fat she can't fit in dev0

yo mama so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider

your mum is so hairy when you was born you got at carpet burn

Yo mammas so fat, she cud't find you when you were breast-feeding on her

your mama is so ugly, when i shot her in the head with my gun, the bullet swerved to miss her face.

your mama's teeth are so yellow, i can't believe it's not butter.

your mama is so ugly, she's like a shotgun, devastating at close range.

your mama is so hairy, i found spider webs in her pussy.

your mama is so nasty, she keeps a bag of ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh.

your mama is so fat, she stole my shovel to eat icecream.

your mama is so fat, when she booked a water bed at a hotel, they laid a blanket over the ocean.

your mama is so fat, she sneezed and accidentally ate her self.

your mama is so fat, when i rang the door bell, she checked the microwave.

your mama is so dumb, i told her valentines day was around the corner, and she went looken.

your mama is so fat, when she went to a buffet, she pulled the fire alarm to have the restaurant to her self.

your mama is so stupid, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

your mama is so fat, when it rains people use her butt cheeks as a rain guard.

your mama is so fat, her nick name is "refrigerator magnet."

your mama is so fat, her blood type is KFC.

Yo mama so fat, a mosquito sucked her blood and got diabetes.

Yo mama so fat, she tried to eat my apple key.

Yo mama so fat, when she saw a bull, she waved a cape in front of her mouth and said, "Toro."

Yo mama so fat, when kids come over to her house on halloween, she says, "Trick or treat!"

Yo mama so hairy, I was licking her vagin, and heard one of her crabs swingin' like Tarzan, going, "AHHAHUHAHHUHHHHH AHUHAHHUHHHHH!"

yo mama so ugly she looked at mikael jackson and was jealous OHHHH!

your grandmothers pussy is so hairy your dad died of rug burn

your mum so fat that she wares a watch on each arm because she covers two time zones

your mum so fat that she plays marbles with planets

your mum so fat that her belt size is the eqauter

your mama is soooooooo nasty she brings crabs to the beach!!!!
your mama is soooooooo dum she got hit by a parked car!!!!!

yo mumma so fat she was taller sideways!!!!!!!!

ur mama is so ugly that when her dad first saw her in the hospital he said what a waist of sperms.

yo mamma is so fat when she walked past the tv i missed the whole episode

yo mamma is so FAT when she stands on the scales it sez to be continued ..... lol

Yo mamma is so fat that when she puts of a yellow raincoat in new york people start shouting taxi

Yo mamma so fat that she has her own atmosphere

Yo mamma so fat that when she put a blue raincoat on in indonesia people scream tsunami

Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo momma so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime
Yo momma so short she can play handball on the curb
Yo momma so short she does backflips under the bed
Yo momma so short she models for trophys
Yo momma so short she pole vaults with a toothpick
Yo momma so short she has to look down to look up

your mum is fat that your dad hired a bulldozer to have sex

yo mama so her nickname was lardo

ur mama so hairy it looks like shes got bob marley in a head lock

your mum so like a bowing ball she gets fingered thrown down the aley and comes back for more

yo mama so fat ,scientists declared her ass to be the 10th planet

your mama so fat she stepped on the scale and it said i wont ur weight not ur phone number

your mum so dumb she goes to currys to get a menu

your mum so fat she steped on the scales and it came up with to be continued

your mum so fat i had to take 2 trains and 3 buses just to get on the bitches good side

your mum so fat she climbed up a tree and the tree started shaking

your mums so fat it takes me 300 years to park my bike in her ass

yo mama so fat she can never fit in an arraylist nor in a stringbuffer

your moms so fat when god said let there be light she moved

your mum is so stupid she got locked in a toliet and wet herself.


your mum is so stupid she brought a pen from asda when she didnt even have a pencil case.

your mum is stupid she walked into orange and asked were there oranges are.

your mum is about as straight as a round about.

your mum is so stupid she walked into new look and started talking to the maniciens.

your nan is so hairy she they thought she was king kong.

your nan is so fat she cant even fit in a fatsuit.

your nan is ugly she wlked past this past and he was blinded.

there was once an old ugly barnical head who was so ugly everyone one died the end.

your nan is so gay she asked where the fake fishy fannys are and they sed look at yours and there they are!!

your nana is soooooooo fat when you went to hers for din dins she ate everything exept a pea she kindly gave up for you.

FISHY FANNII !!

yo mama so fat,when she wore a yallow coat,please started saying,"Taxi!!!"
Yo mama so old,her security number in 1
yo mama so flat,she jealous of a piece of paper
yo mama so dirty,sshe makes mud look clean
yo mama so old,her birth certificate has a stamp that says"expired"
yo mama so fat,she cant tie her own shoes
yo mama so fat when she wants to put on lipstick,she has to use a paint-roller

favorite for last:

YO MAMA'S TEETH ARE SO YELLOW,THE TRAFFIC SLOWES DOWN WHEN SHE SMILES!! HAHAHA(in case you didnt get it,the street lights are red=stop green=go and yellow=slow hehhee)

your mums so fat she makes the world look small !!

Your mam is so fat she uses a submarie as a dildo

Your mam so fat that's why they invented the monster truck

Your mam is so dumb she asked the lolly pop lady for a lolly pop

Your mum is just F A T !

Your mum is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time, please !

Your mom b soooo fat when she walks in walmart.......THE FREAKING PRICES GO DOWN..........OHHHHHHHH-NNNNNNNNNN-EEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD

your mama is ugly when she went to a ugly contest the guards said "no professionals"

damn I forgot the "so"

your mama is so fat that Doctor had to Hired "AVATAR" to find you.

yo momma so old she saw passion of the christ...live

yo momma so old she has an autographed bible

yo momma so fat when she craps...she causes mudslides

your mommas so fat when she steps on the scales her fone number comes up

1]You mama so fat she jumped out the window an went up :)

2]You mama so Fat she went sky divin in a white coat an everyone thought the moon is fallin :)

3]you mama soo small she can du backflips under the bed :)

4]You mama soooo fat everytime she turns around its her birthday :P

5]Youu mama soo ugly a pig wouldn kiss her :P

your mommas like a round about every one has a go

your mommas so stupid she locked her self in iceland and starved to death

your mommas so fat when she puts on a yellow rain coat people shout taxi

your mommas so fat she jumps into the water and the wales start singing we are family even though your skineir than me

ur mama likes a PS3 even kids turn her on