Your mom is so fat, she used herself to cause a BufferOverflow exception to crack the I-R-S-D-Base

Your mom is so promiscuous, your family tree is recursive.

Your momma is so FAT I have to defragment her weekly

"Your momma is so fat, my model looks skinny next to her!"

Your momma so ugly, your daddy tattooed #region and #endregion on her arms

Your mom is so fat, Google hasn't ever finished indexing her

Your momma is so fat they had to format her fat64

Yo Momma so Fat, she must have been built by an infinite loop.

Your momma's so fat it took three days to download her picture on an OC-142.

Your momma's so ugly I put that picture into GIMP and it returned rm -rf /*.

Your momma's looked into a carrier-grade singlemode fiber emitter. She's so stupid she looked again with her remaining eye.

Your momma's so stupid she thinks CAT-5 is that crazy old lady that lives upstairs.

Your momma's so lazy she offshores breastfeeding you to India.

Your momma's so unpatched I hit her in the face with a sign that said 255.255.255.255 and she slapped everyone in the room.

Your momma's so fat, her ViewState takes up 10K.

Your momma's so ugly Sytem.Reflection threw 7 years bad luck exception.

Your Mum Is Sooooooooo Fat Dora Cant even Explore HER !!!! YOU GOT OWNED

yo momma so fat her belt is the equater and yo momma so stupid she put a battery in her pocket and said,'i got the power, i got the power.'

yo mamma is so darn stupid she sat on the t.v and watched the couch.

unlike Rosa parks your mom likes it in the BACK OF THE BUS ...OWNED

Your mamma is lazier than biggy smalls left eye

yo mamma is so stupid when god said to be the light she hit the swich.

yo momma so fat that wen she said help me god he said are u mad i cant help people that are that fat i resign from being god sorry u fat c**t

Your Mums SOOOOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOO FAT !!!!!!! She Went To The Zoo And All the Whales Started Singing WE Are Family !!!!

ur momma is so stupid she put an X on a box and said she had an X-box 360

yo mama so fat that wen she passed my house we lost 4 days of sunlight

1. yo mamma's teeth are so yellow she took the sun out of buisness.

2. yo mamma is so stupid she sold her car bnecause she couldnt afford the gas to put in her car.

3. yo mama is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

4. yo mama is so fat when she jumped up for joy she got stuck.

5. yo mama is so fat she made a pregnant woman look skinny.

6. yo mama is so stupid she shoved batteries up her ass the said she got the power.

7. yo mamma is so fat people used her underwear elastic to bunjee jump

8. yo mamma is so fat people excersise around her

9. yo mamma is so stupid when ur dad came from outside ur dad said "it's chilly outside" so ur mom went outside with a spoon and a bowl.


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Yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it daid her phone number!
Yo mama so gay she climb up the tree and the tree started shaking.
Yo mama so fat she jumped into a pool and the lifeguard screamed " AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! TSUNAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yo mama so fat she said u cant touch this and the whole world did.
Yo mama so dumb she saw a school bus and started running after it screaming " My TWINKEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

Yo mammas so fat she can't fit in dev0

yo mama so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider

your mum is so hairy when you was born you got at carpet burn

Yo mammas so fat, she cud't find you when you were breast-feeding on her

your mama is so ugly, when i shot her in the head with my gun, the bullet swerved to miss her face.

your mama's teeth are so yellow, i can't believe it's not butter.

your mama is so ugly, she's like a shotgun, devastating at close range.

your mama is so hairy, i found spider webs in her pussy.

your mama is so nasty, she keeps a bag of ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh.

your mama is so fat, she stole my shovel to eat icecream.

your mama is so fat, when she booked a water bed at a hotel, they laid a blanket over the ocean.

your mama is so fat, she sneezed and accidentally ate her self.

your mama is so fat, when i rang the door bell, she checked the microwave.

your mama is so dumb, i told her valentines day was around the corner, and she went looken.

your mama is so fat, when she went to a buffet, she pulled the fire alarm to have the restaurant to her self.

your mama is so stupid, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

your mama is so fat, when it rains people use her butt cheeks as a rain guard.

your mama is so fat, her nick name is "refrigerator magnet."

your mama is so fat, her blood type is KFC.

Yo mama so fat, a mosquito sucked her blood and got diabetes.

Yo mama so fat, she tried to eat my apple key.

Yo mama so fat, when she saw a bull, she waved a cape in front of her mouth and said, "Toro."

Yo mama so fat, when kids come over to her house on halloween, she says, "Trick or treat!"

Yo mama so hairy, I was licking her vagin, and heard one of her crabs swingin' like Tarzan, going, "AHHAHUHAHHUHHHHH AHUHAHHUHHHHH!"

yo mama so ugly she looked at mikael jackson and was jealous OHHHH!

your grandmothers pussy is so hairy your dad died of rug burn

your mum so fat that she wares a watch on each arm because she covers two time zones

your mum so fat that she plays marbles with planets

your mum so fat that her belt size is the eqauter