Geek Your Momma Jokes

Jul 8, 2009 humor suggest edit

Ok, I haven’t had a good track record with making up jokes before. Just see exhibit A,this groaner of an MVC joke.

However, I think I did oke recently with a few geeky Your Momma jokes that I can’t just leave to Twitter alone. Here they are:

Your momma so fat, Bloatware is her clothing line.

Your momma so fat I called her and got a stack overflow.

your momma so ugly its just best to forego the “V” in MVC with her.

So now it’s your turn. Please post your best ones in the comments to this post. :)

Found a typo or mistake in the post? suggest edit

Comments

79 responses

gabe • July 8th, 2009
Your mom is so fat, she used herself to cause a BufferOverflow exception to crack the I-R-S-D-Base
Sebastien Lambla • July 8th, 2009
Your mom is so promiscuous, your family tree is recursive.
Dan Finch • July 8th, 2009
Your momma is so FAT I have to defragment her weekly
Igor • July 8th, 2009
"Your momma is so fat, my model looks skinny next to her!"
Hurricane • July 8th, 2009
Your momma is so fat they had to format her fat64
Louis DeJardin • July 8th, 2009
Your momma so ugly, your daddy tattooed #region and #endregion on her arms
Eli Thompson • July 8th, 2009
Your mom is so fat, Google hasn't ever finished indexing her
mendicant • July 8th, 2009
Yo Momma so Fat, she must have been built by an infinite loop.
Phil • July 8th, 2009
Your momma's so fat it took three days to download her picture on an OC-142.
Your momma's so ugly I put that picture into GIMP and it returned rm -rf /*.
Your momma's looked into a carrier-grade singlemode fiber emitter. She's so stupid she looked again with her remaining eye.
Your momma's so stupid she thinks CAT-5 is that crazy old lady that lives upstairs.
Your momma's so lazy she offshores breastfeeding you to India.
Your momma's so unpatched I hit her in the face with a sign that said 255.255.255.255 and she slapped everyone in the room.
tekchic • July 8th, 2009
Your momma's so fat, her ViewState takes up 10K.
waxer • July 8th, 2009
Your momma's so ugly Sytem.Reflection threw 7 years bad luck exception.
BOB BOY !! • December 14th, 2009
Your Mum Is Sooooooooo Fat Dora Cant even Explore HER !!!! YOU GOT OWNED
joker20045 • December 16th, 2009
yo momma so fat her belt is the equater and yo momma so stupid she put a battery in her pocket and said,'i got the power, i got the power.'
jay ortiz • December 17th, 2009
yo mamma is so darn stupid she sat on the t.v and watched the couch.
ty ty • December 18th, 2009
unlike Rosa parks your mom likes it in the BACK OF THE BUS ...OWNED
irock skinnys • December 25th, 2009
Your mamma is lazier than biggy smalls left eye
Ali daham • January 11th, 2010
yo mamma is so stupid when god said to be the light she hit the swich.
karinner • January 11th, 2010
yo momma so fat that wen she said help me god he said are u mad i cant help people that are that fat i resign from being god sorry u fat c**t
Fuck Buddy !! • January 11th, 2010
Your Mums SOOOOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOO FAT !!!!!!! She Went To The Zoo And All the Whales Started Singing WE Are Family !!!!
Amber Adams • January 18th, 2010
ur momma is so stupid she put an X on a box and said she had an X-box 360
The Diss Master • January 19th, 2010
yo mama so fat that wen she passed my house we lost 4 days of sunlight
sindy • January 23rd, 2010
1. yo mamma's teeth are so yellow she took the sun out of buisness.
2. yo mamma is so stupid she sold her car bnecause she couldnt afford the gas to put in her car.
3. yo mama is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
4. yo mama is so fat when she jumped up for joy she got stuck.
5. yo mama is so fat she made a pregnant woman look skinny.
6. yo mama is so stupid she shoved batteries up her ass the said she got the power.
7. yo mamma is so fat people used her underwear elastic to bunjee jump
8. yo mamma is so fat people excersise around her
9. yo mamma is so stupid when ur dad came from outside ur dad said "it's chilly outside" so ur mom went outside with a spoon and a bowl.

ENJOY!=D
Jennifer Nguyen • January 24th, 2010
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it daid her phone number!
Yo mama so gay she climb up the tree and the tree started shaking.
Yo mama so fat she jumped into a pool and the lifeguard screamed " AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! TSUNAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yo mama so fat she said u cant touch this and the whole world did.
Yo mama so dumb she saw a school bus and started running after it screaming " My TWINKEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Parry "Allnight" Hot • January 25th, 2010
Yo mammas so fat she can't fit in dev0
gaby • January 25th, 2010
yo mama so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider
Ryan • January 25th, 2010
your mum is so hairy when you was born you got at carpet burn
Jane • January 27th, 2010
Yo mammas so fat, she cud't find you when you were breast-feeding on her
philip • January 28th, 2010
your mama is so ugly, when i shot her in the head with my gun, the bullet swerved to miss her face.
your mama's teeth are so yellow, i can't believe it's not butter.
philip • January 28th, 2010
your mama is so ugly, she's like a shotgun, devastating at close range.
your mama is so hairy, i found spider webs in her pussy.
your mama is so nasty, she keeps a bag of ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh.
your mama is so fat, she stole my shovel to eat icecream.
your mama is so fat, when she booked a water bed at a hotel, they laid a blanket over the ocean.
your mama is so fat, she sneezed and accidentally ate her self.
your mama is so fat, when i rang the door bell, she checked the microwave.
your mama is so dumb, i told her valentines day was around the corner, and she went looken.
your mama is so fat, when she went to a buffet, she pulled the fire alarm to have the restaurant to her self.
your mama is so stupid, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
luke and philip • January 31st, 2010
your mama is so fat, when it rains people use her butt cheeks as a rain guard.
your mama is so fat, her nick name is "refrigerator magnet."
your mama is so fat, her blood type is KFC.
Yo mama so fat, a mosquito sucked her blood and got diabetes.
Yo mama so fat, she tried to eat my apple key.
Yo mama so fat, when she saw a bull, she waved a cape in front of her mouth and said, "Toro."
Yo mama so fat, when kids come over to her house on halloween, she says, "Trick or treat!"
Yo mama so hairy, I was licking her vagin, and heard one of her crabs swingin' like Tarzan, going, "AHHAHUHAHHUHHHHH AHUHAHHUHHHHH!"
Pretty Gal • February 2nd, 2010
yo mama so ugly she looked at mikael jackson and was jealous OHHHH!
mr.awesome • February 2nd, 2010
your grandmothers pussy is so hairy your dad died of rug burn
murf • February 3rd, 2010
your mum so fat that she wares a watch on each arm because she covers two time zones
your mum so fat that she plays marbles with planets
your mum so fat that her belt size is the eqauter
andy over • February 11th, 2010
your mama is soooooooo nasty she brings crabs to the beach!!!!
your mama is soooooooo dum she got hit by a parked car!!!!!
blake lee • February 11th, 2010
yo mumma so fat she was taller sideways!!!!!!!!
Willamina • February 13th, 2010
ur mama is so ugly that when her dad first saw her in the hospital he said what a waist of sperms.
blake and(y) • February 16th, 2010
yo mamma is so fat when she walked past the tv i missed the whole episode
yo mamma is so FAT when she stands on the scales it sez to be continued ..... lol
Cooldude • February 16th, 2010
Yo mamma is so fat that when she puts of a yellow raincoat in new york people start shouting taxi
Yo mamma so fat that she has her own atmosphere
Yo mamma so fat that when she put a blue raincoat on in indonesia people scream tsunami
chowder =] • February 16th, 2010
Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo momma so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime
Yo momma so short she can play handball on the curb
Yo momma so short she does backflips under the bed
Yo momma so short she models for trophys
Yo momma so short she pole vaults with a toothpick
Yo momma so short she has to look down to look up
b3a5t • February 16th, 2010
your mum is fat that your dad hired a bulldozer to have sex
gb • February 16th, 2010
yo mama so her nickname was lardo
Dave Bob • February 21st, 2010
ur mama so hairy it looks like shes got bob marley in a head lock
gerry • February 24th, 2010
your mum so like a bowing ball she gets fingered thrown down the aley and comes back for more
metzi • March 11th, 2010
yo mama so fat ,scientists declared her ass to be the 10th planet
william • March 13th, 2010
your mama so fat she stepped on the scale and it said i wont ur weight not ur phone number
aaron gates • March 14th, 2010
your mum so dumb she goes to currys to get a menu
hassan ali • March 15th, 2010
your mum so fat she steped on the scales and it came up with to be continued
hassan ali • March 15th, 2010
your mum so fat i had to take 2 trains and 3 buses just to get on the bitches good side
hassan ali • March 15th, 2010
your mum so fat she climbed up a tree and the tree started shaking
harry peacock • March 16th, 2010
your mums so fat it takes me 300 years to park my bike in her ass
someone else • March 18th, 2010
yo mama so fat she can never fit in an arraylist nor in a stringbuffer
Someone else • March 19th, 2010
your moms so fat when god said let there be light she moved
hadgeie hunieynie • March 22nd, 2010
your mum is so stupid she got locked in a toliet and wet herself.

your mum is so stupid she brought a pen from asda when she didnt even have a pencil case.
your mum is stupid she walked into orange and asked were there oranges are.
your mum is about as straight as a round about.
your mum is so stupid she walked into new look and started talking to the maniciens.
your nan is so hairy she they thought she was king kong.
your nan is so fat she cant even fit in a fatsuit.
your nan is ugly she wlked past this past and he was blinded.
there was once an old ugly barnical head who was so ugly everyone one died the end.
thefattypattyjillygays!! • March 22nd, 2010
your nan is so gay she asked where the fake fishy fannys are and they sed look at yours and there they are!!
your nana is soooooooo fat when you went to hers for din dins she ate everything exept a pea she kindly gave up for you.
FISHY FANNII !!
michelle chocolate • March 25th, 2010
yo mama so fat,when she wore a yallow coat,please started saying,"Taxi!!!"
Yo mama so old,her security number in 1
yo mama so flat,she jealous of a piece of paper
yo mama so dirty,sshe makes mud look clean
yo mama so old,her birth certificate has a stamp that says"expired"
yo mama so fat,she cant tie her own shoes
yo mama so fat when she wants to put on lipstick,she has to use a paint-roller
favorite for last:
YO MAMA'S TEETH ARE SO YELLOW,THE TRAFFIC SLOWES DOWN WHEN SHE SMILES!! HAHAHA(in case you didnt get it,the street lights are red=stop green=go and yellow=slow hehhee)
brooke <3 jess • May 11th, 2010
your mums so fat she makes the world look small !!
jack • May 15th, 2010
Your mam is so fat she uses a submarie as a dildo
Your mam so fat that's why they invented the monster truck
Your mam is so dumb she asked the lolly pop lady for a lolly pop
Your mum is just F A T !
Jack • May 15th, 2010
Your mum is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time, please !
Christian • May 19th, 2010
Your mom b soooo fat when she walks in walmart.......THE FREAKING PRICES GO DOWN..........OHHHHHHHH-NNNNNNNNNN-EEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD
random • May 19th, 2010
your mama is ugly when she went to a ugly contest the guards said "no professionals"
random • May 19th, 2010
damn I forgot the "so"
Jay • May 21st, 2010
your mama is so fat that Doctor had to Hired "AVATAR" to find you.
phillip • May 27th, 2010
yo momma so old she saw passion of the christ...live
phillip • May 27th, 2010
yo momma so old she has an autographed bible
phillip • May 27th, 2010
yo momma so fat when she craps...she causes mudslides
conor • June 1st, 2010
your mommas so fat when she steps on the scales her fone number comes up
Pearse • June 1st, 2010
1]You mama so fat she jumped out the window an went up :)
2]You mama so Fat she went sky divin in a white coat an everyone thought the moon is fallin :)
3]you mama soo small she can du backflips under the bed :)
4]You mama soooo fat everytime she turns around its her birthday :P
5]Youu mama soo ugly a pig wouldn kiss her :P
teenager • June 1st, 2010
your mommas like a round about every one has a go
your mommas so stupid she locked her self in iceland and starved to death
your mommas so fat when she puts on a yellow rain coat people shout taxi
your mommas so fat she jumps into the water and the wales start singing we are family even though your skineir than me
big papa smurfs • June 1st, 2010
ur mama likes a PS3 even kids turn her on
Wildterry679 • January 4th, 2013
yo momma so fat , that she had to get life insurance to leave the house
Wildterry679 • January 4th, 2013
Your mom is so fat when she sat on the couch the cusions started saying let me free preaty preaty please
emm&Ann • February 5th, 2013
your mumma is so fat, she gets called fat.
guest • March 13th, 2013
your mommas so fat, when she walked past the tv i missed 3 episodes of the walking dead
Luke Summers • March 13th, 2013
failll
AJ • February 1st, 2015
Yo mama so fat, she needs a multi-petabyte RAID array just to store her fat ass.
Kanelo • June 16th, 2021
Yo mama so fat I printed a picture of her and it is still printing
dabomb • April 12th, 2023
yo mama so fat that when she went to In-N-Out Burger she couldn’t get in or out
Coleeeeeeee77777777777777 • April 28th, 2023
ur mom is so stupid she returned a donut to the store because it had a hole in it.
Juju • November 30th, 2023
Your mama so fat that Kirby couldn’t inhale her