Yesterday Akumi pointed at my elbow in shock and asked me what happened.
"What happened to what?" I replied?
"You're elbow. It's badly bruised."
Sure enough my entire elbow is covered in a dark shade of reddish purple. "Huh. How about that. I have no idea." I did go to a party the night before, but I'm pretty sure I managed to stay on my feet the entire night. I don't remember getting injured during soccer. It just showed up.
I'll be sure to install a web-cam in the bedroom tonight. I have a sneaking suspicion that Akumi beats me while I sleep. If she does, it's probably well deserved as I've been known to elbow her in the head while we sleep from time to time.... Hmmm. I better check her head.