I have a few GMail invites to give away. If you don't mind having a profit driven corporation scanning the contents of your emails in order to target you with ads, then post a funny comment with your email address. Or just post a bland comment. I don't really care.
In return, you'll get a free web-based email account with 1000 MB of storage and the power of the Google search engine for searching your emails.
Sorry. I'm all out.