Riiight. You know kid, you did nothing wrong, but we'd like you to give back that gold medal anyways. We mistakenly gave it to you and we'd love it if you corrected that mistake for us. While you're at it, I also had an accident in the bathroom we'd like you to clean up. Thanks, now there's a good kid.
AP - World gymnastics officials were looking for a way out of the Paul Hamm medal mess. All they did was make more people mad. The president of the International Gymnastics Federation asked Hamm to give up his all-around gold medal as the ultimate show of good will, but the U.S. Olympic Committee told him to take responsibility for the problem and refused even to deliver the request.
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