An Amendment To Save Marriages

Bush believes that an amendment is necessary to bring “clarity” to the issue of gay marriage and to preserve the social fabric of our great nation.

Praise Be The Lord! Well Ok Bush, I’m with you. But before we work on that amendment, there’s another Amendment we need to pass first. The Amendment to remove the scourge of Divorce from our country. It is necessary to preserve the social fabric. For it sayeth in the Gospel of Mathew chapter 19 verse 9 (King James Version):

And I say unto you, Whosoever shall put away his wife, except it be for fornication, and shall marry another, committeth adultery: and whoso marrieth her which is put away doth commit adultery.

For your homework, also look up Deut 22:19, Matt 5:32, 19:9, Mark 10:9-12, Luke 16:18, Rom 7:2, 1 Cor 7:10-11, 7:39.

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Requesting Gravatar... you've been HAACKED Oct 16, 2004 9:41 AM
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Requesting Gravatar... keith Apr 21, 2005 7:07 AM
# re: An Amendment To Save Marriages
The holy good gospel also says you should stone your children to death if they talk back to you; let's go all the way.

Most people use religion to make them feel superior to others; and they sit in judgement of everyone not like them. How very god-like. Bunch of hypocrites.

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