Note: If you hate reading and just want the code, it is at the bottom. Eons ago, I was a youngster living in Spain watching my Saturday morning cartoons when my dad walked in bearing freshly made taquitos and a small cup of green stuff. The taquitos looked delicious, but I was appalled at the green stuff. Was this some kind of joke? My dad wanted me to simply just taste it but I refused because I absolutely knew it would suck just by looking at it. The green stuff, of course, was guacamole, which I love...